Ok caller id, it’s good. Calculator, it’s kinda nifty. A few games ok. I’ll even take an address book. Ringtones? Ok it’s getting a little weird. Text messaging … ahh sorta I’m just not into iming on a cell phone it’s a *cell-phone*<\/p>\n
A camera??
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\nScrew that. Give me a remote. That’s right I want a universal remote on my cell phone. So if I ever loose it I can just call myself, and find it. I’m so sick of my remote getting lost. My son is constantly helping me relocate it to strange and wonderful places … ok it’s not him it’s me. It’s usually right in the cushins. However it would be *really* nice to have a remote on it.<\/p>\n
Stop giving me stupid vanity functions for a phone. Give me something useful.<\/p>\n
The remote situation got so desperate with my 2 yr old that I went out one day and bought 5 remotes. After loosing one, then another, and then the backup.<\/p>\n
Sadly enough every remote I was searching for was in the cracks of the couch, but who likes searching in the crumbs for extended periods of time looking for a remote?! When a simple phone call to my brand new cell phone with universal remote would quickly locate it.<\/p>\n
Maybe one day ….<\/p>\n
Erm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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