{"id":135,"date":"2006-03-29T01:37:01","date_gmt":"2006-03-29T07:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/archives\/135"},"modified":"2006-03-29T01:37:01","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T07:37:01","slug":"walmart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Walmart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People &#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nPeople are all over Walmart.  Oddly enough people I&#8217;ve seen before are at wal mart, and they are not in the blue uniforms.<\/p>\n<p>There was this one guy who has been there at least 2 other times I was there.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if he&#8217;s thinking the same thing &#8230; man I know that dude was there the last time I went there.  Is he following me or something?<\/p>\n<p>I think next time I go there if he&#8217;s there I&#8217;ll just walk up to him and introduce myself.  Hi I&#8217;m Erm, are you following me?  You&#8217;ve been here the last 2 times.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d be more freaked out if the dude did the same thing.  I&#8217;d be even more freaked out if he were writing a blog entry on it right now \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People &#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,24,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity","category-life-stories","category-makes-you-think"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}