{"id":199,"date":"2007-01-24T14:40:14","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T20:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/archives\/199"},"modified":"2007-02-10T00:56:30","modified_gmt":"2007-02-10T06:56:30","slug":"please-stop-sending-me-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"Please stop sending me spam"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listen spammers, I know you have my email. I know you’re out there. Here is one thing you don’t know.<\/p>\n

I’ve never bought anything from an email. Ever. Out of tens of thousands of junk email I’ve never clicked on a link to purchase anything.<\/p>\n

You’re just a waste of my time, and yours so please kindly remove my email from your list wherever you get it from. Seriously you’re just spinning your wheels. I have no plans on purchasing any RX at all. My penis is just fine the size it is – it’s small like a geo metro, but gets many miles per gallon. My love life is fine.<\/p>\n

Thank you,
\nErm<\/p>\n

spam@the-erm.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Listen spammers, I know you have my email. I know you’re out there. Here is one thing you don’t know. I’ve never bought anything from an email. Ever. Out of tens of thousands of junk email I’ve never clicked on a link to purchase anything. You’re just a waste of my time, and yours so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,7,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-stories","category-makes-you-think","category-things-that-get-me-mad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}