Jan 07 2008

Top 10 ways to increase traffic to your blog!

Category: Weirderm @ 3:17 pm
  1. Make a top 10 list.
  2. The first 2 to 3 entries must have good advice. This is so when people scan your article who are trying to become “a top stumbler” can quickly click thumbs up because they found it to be mildly useful.
  3. Brag about stumble upon/google/digg/M$/social networks.
  4. Always mention stumble upon, because it rocks. NEVER EVER say stumble upon sucks, unless you’re poking fun at how you haven’t gotten anything done in the last year since you discovered it.
  5. Flake out about half way.
  6. Add something sorta ok here.
  7. Say something that might be relevant. For instance … use english, check spelling, use firefox for it’s spell checker.
  8. Add something else sorta ok here …. blog about Ron Paul, because he simply rocks, mention stumble upon traffic here as well.
  9. Say something is slightly more relevant for the scanning “I wanna be a top stumbler” crowd.
  10. Make the final point really good so people scanning just to get that thumbs up.

Now that you’re done realize that what you thought was a good idea wasn’t … one of those gee I thought this would be funny if things …. :/

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